Air Vent: Dress for your Destination

So glad you enjoyed your week in paradise.  Now, when the real world beckons and you are ready to fly home, please keep a few things in mind.  There was a reason you fled south during the winter...home was an arctic tundra.  Your spaghetti strap tank top and flip flops are not going to morph into a parka and Uggs when the plane touches down on home turf.  You need to dress according to your destination...or at the very least, pack a sweater, a snuggie, a tent (?), something to cover those "ta-ta's".  That hat you wore from your igloo to the airport would be a wonderful addition to your deplaning ensemble, and such a comfort to your poor scalp.  I'm guessing just a week ago it was happily hidden by a glorious mane of minimally processed hair...but that was before the Bo Derek braids.  Now it looks more like a pink patchwork quilt nestled between rows of fuzzy, broken, barbed wire fence hair.  So when in doubt, pack clothes you can layer, and remember next time...a postcard is a much more effective and painless way to brag about vacation.